I think i peed on brittanys purse
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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