Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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