she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
