You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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