We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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