I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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