omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i think im in europe. pls send help
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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