Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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