For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This house was built for laser tag.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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