sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i think i have two assholes
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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