Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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