he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
