Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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