Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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