Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Randomize
