So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm sobbing to NWA
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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