why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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