he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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