i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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