Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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