that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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