sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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