my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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