I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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