All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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