There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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