she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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