I'm lost and stupid without you.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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