im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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