Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize