So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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