The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
