And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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