She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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