quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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