super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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