East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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