My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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