He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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