I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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