Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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