Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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