If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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