This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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