remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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