i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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