I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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