dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
A+ Viking dick
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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