my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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