Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
i believe in u and ur pee
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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