Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
zippers are such a cool invention
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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