You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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