his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
